Christmas Cheer

May Santa not get sucked into a jet engine, or get shot down by a heat seeking missile, nor plow into the side of a mountain but land safely upon your roofs and deliver the packages you deserve. Merry Christmas to all his and hers, and have many good beers with plenty of cheer!

Obnoxious Mike

Oral Roberts' con-artist

Goodbye Oral Roberts. You have to admire him for being such a blatant con-artist. Anyone that can bilk his flock for $9.1 million so he could continue to fund his extravagant lifestyle is in a league by themselves. And his evangelical followers fell for it, tells me something about them also.

mike

My Montage 12/12/09 at OneTrueMedia.com

More progress on my painting

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Gay Marriage and Tiger Woods

There was a bit of irony in the listing of the news today in Google. Top was the New York Senate voting down Gay Marriage, and right below that was Tiger Woods’ admitting to extramarital affairs. Can someone please explain to me again the sanctity of heterosexual marriage?

My Montage 11/14/09 at OneTrueMedia.com

Started a new painting

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The Sun in the Forest

Finally finished one this year

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Party Loyalist

What is it about loyalist for politicians no matter what party? I have Sam Adams as a Facebook friend and I believe he could take a shit in public and his loyalist would congratulate him on being organic!

The Rush Limbaugh Effect

In my opinion what is causing the antics at these town hall meetings on health care is what I call the Rush Limbaugh effect. No listening, no compromise, no conversation, but just simply bombastic bullying. It’s not good enough to disagree; one must destroy the opposition according to him. In this country everyone has a right to their opinion and also has the freedom to speak it. But, when you shout down another person trying to do the same thing, you are violating their rights. We need to get back to intelligently discussing the topic and also making progress on the issue. The time of hysterical screaming must end.

Obama is American

How' this for a crock of shit?!!! So called birthers are saying he was born in Africa, I vote for Hawaii to be the birth place, anyways, even if he was not born in the US, does that make him anyless of an American? I say update the Constitution to reflect current realities. Is this the way Republicans hope of retaking the White House? Very sad.


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San Francisco Trip

Just got back from San Francisco and had a blast. Funny thing though, we would be asked where we were from, once we told them, the response was; oh you are the ones with the mayor that had sex with the cute 18yo. Even guys in Amsterdam knew it. Oh well, at least we are now on the Gay map.

Mike

Iran and the Christian Right

What is happening in Iran today should be used as an example to why religion and politics should always be kept separated. The Evangelical Christian Right in this country would be no less brutal than the current government of Iran, if they were in power.

Mike

Gay Marriage and PDX Pride

This weekend is the Pride Celebration for PDX, makes me ponder about our many struggles, and those still to be won. I wonder at what point will we be truly equal by law? The fight must continue!! I strongly believe the Gay Community needs to get behind Ted Olson and David Boies. These are the lawyers from the original Bush and Gore team from 2000. I listened to them, and they make sense. It’s a pure legal question that needs to be brought before the United States Supreme Court. It is not a state by state issue. It is fundamental rights issue that can not be taken down by a proposition. Could you imagine if a proposition passed that denied mixed race people the right to marry? It would be thrown out as unconstitutional. What’s the difference? Both have some loose interpretation in the bible about it being ungodly like. I also believe it’s a pure and simply unconstitutional to ban same sex marriage base on separation of Church and State. President Obama said that the Government should not be in the marriage business when he was asked if he supported Gay Marriage. I say to him, than get the Government out of it. Only Civil unions should be recognized by the Government, and it would be up to the couples to have it recognized by their place of worship. It’s time for the United States to join the 21st Century and stop allowing open bigotry towards Gay people.

Mike

Supreme Court Nominee

Maybe the next Supreme Court nominee should be a Gay person., hmmm, just a thought Mr. Obama.

Art?

For what is art? Art from an artist view is something that tortures you for one doesn’t have the marketing that those less talent does.

Mike

Gay Rankings

Tinkerbell: Obnoxiously Twinkie and young, 18-22 very high maintenance and arrogant, but yet extremely naïve, stupid and will drain your wallet without knowledge where the dollar comes from.

Princess: Young and also Twinkie, 23-28 high maintenance very bitchy, arrogant and will drain the assets, but yet somehow think they deserve it.

Queen: 30 and up, bitchy, but in a good way, been around the block a few times, and doesn’t take crap from anyone. Tends to have assets

Empress: just a select few get to this level, bitchy sometimes, but who cares, they got the money.

My thoughts,
Mike

GO MAINE!!!!

Maine, hot damn!! Get ready for the opposition. Time is on our side, the young support us. Let’s make sure the bullies don’t get their way with some sort of stupid amendment. At least, right now, we have a good government.

Mike

BE A MAN DAMN IT!!

Holy shit, another Tinkerbell encounter! I was eating at a nice Mexican restaurant and incomes drama Tinkerbell with his fag hag. All I wanted to do was to smack him up on the side of his head and yell, BE A MAN DAMN IT!! Maybe there is a need for a gay boot camp. It would train Tinkerbells on how to be act like a manly man. Yes I shall explore this some more..

Iowa Gay Marriage

Here we go again, Supreme Court in Iowa rules in favor of Gay Marriage, and now the oppositions starts in. At what point is it a threat to traditional marriage? I am so sick and tired of the fucking God damned religious bullies. They’re like a cancer rotting the life of humanity!

Mike

Twilight

Rented the movie Twilight: Borthefucking! Jesus Christ, can it get more over hyped?

Mike

The AIG Bonus Mess

I need to find a job like what these people have. You fuck it up bad, and after that you get a bonus for your hard work fucking it up even more.

Mike

Birthday

46 years old, hmmm shit.

A Nursery Rhyme

Little Gay Boy Marty sat on her buttocks swigging her bourbon away, along came a spider and sat down beside her and said bitch get out of my way. Gay Boy Marty who really was a bitch squished that damn spider and had more bourbon sent her way.

The End,

Mike

Talking in the Movie Theater

Why is it when you go to a movie theater you always have to put up with some asshole that feels the need to talk through out the movie? What the hell happened to simple common courtesy? I went to watch the movie The Reader, good flick, cute kid in it also, butt naked, but I am straying off the point, a guy and his wife or date could not stop talking. Are they so self centered that they’re totally unaware of other people? Here are some basic theater manners; turn off the cell, get the God damn candy wrapper opened before the start of the movie, shut your screaming brat up, and shut the fuck up yourself. Enough said.

Mike

Rush

So Rush Limbaugh is challenging President Obama to a debate; what an asshole. What is wrong with this country is neither conservative nor liberal; it’s the arrogant assholes like Limbaugh that promote intolerance of opposing views. It’s time to be intolerant of intolerance!

Mike

Unhappiest City?

Is Portland the unhappiest city? I don’t think so, I am pretty Goddamn happy frankly

Another Gay Ranking

Here’s another Gay ranking I believe needs to be added; Tralup, it would fit in around Tinkerbelle, but perhaps not as flamboyantly twinkish and as high of maintenance. Witnessed a few of them during Mardi Gras at the Silverado in Portland.

Ah Monday

Another weekend over, shit.

Don't tax my beer!!

I can not believe how stupid some in the Oregon legislature can be. Increase the tax by 1900% on a barrel of beer, that’s right 1900%! Holy shit, just brilliant, Oregon is known for its great beer, and now they want to threaten an industry that has contributed to a thriving night life and tourism in the middle of a recession. I have an idea; how about decrease the salary of the state legislature by 1900%. And if the Governor signs the bill, he too should have his salary cut by 1900%.

Mike

Darwin

It still amazes me on the 200th anniversary of Darwin; we still have so many that deny his theories. The argument against evolution goes like this; poof we have Earth and everything on it in 6 days, on the 7th day a need for a nap. That pretty much sums it up.

Mike

Gay Rankings

I was at a bar the other night and noticed one of the waiters was, well, family. He was a younger guy, but not yet a queen. This made me start wondering about rankings in the gay world. At what point do you become a full fledge queen? I do believe age as something to do with it and also experience that comes with that age. A good queen doesn’t put up with any shit, and she knows what is important and what is not. Many younger guys try to think that they are queens, and believe all knowledge as been achieved, but in reality they’re just simply ignorant. So therefore, they rank at perhaps a princess or even lower, depending on the level of stupidity. Many may be a drama queens, but this is not to be confused with the real thing. I encountered an “emo” type gay boy on the MAX the other day. Little pouty thing, frankly reminded me of a mouse. Now this I would rank at the Tinkerbell level. Simply annoying, and actually believes people really give a shit about her. So at one end we have Tinkerbells and the other Queens. Yes, I do believe that more must be investigated on this topic. I do believe many more blogs are in order.

Mike

PROGRESS!!

Had to wear sunglasses driving home from work. YES!!

Mike

Final on the Mayor and the Bimboy, we hope.

Okay, the mayor is back to work, time to move on. He will always have critics; frankly there will be some who won’t like him simply because he is Gay no matter what. The key is not to give them a way to win. Now is time to do a good job and things will work out in the end. Oh and remember, Portland is weird and proud of it, so in other words, don’t become boring either. A bimboy here and there spices things up; just don’t lie about it again!!

Enough said,

Mike

He's staying

Well, the Mayor decided to stay, good. Now don’t screw up anymore! Oh and by the way, show your bimboy around, he’s cute!!

Mike

PDX Mayor and the Bimboy Scandal

I am having second, third and fourth thoughts about what the PDX Mayor should do. I’m still pissed off that he lied about the relationship, and some other possible shady deals in the cover-up, but I have been thinking some more about it. Tell me why was his relationship with the young man brought up during the campaign in the first place? It was done for one reason, so his opponent could win. Politics are nasty and vicious. Is it right, no, but its reality. If he would have come clean at that time, damage would have been kept to a minimum. He should have learned from the Clinton scandal. As Nixon said once; “it’s the cover up that gets you”. So he has a boy- toy! How many politicians have someone on the side? And what business is it of ours? At least he has good taste. I will take this bimboy over Monica L! I feel lesson has been learned. If he is to continue to have a boy-toy, come clean about it, and keep it clear of city hall. I say ride out the political storm. Now of course, if more shadiness comes to light, I may change my mind again. Hey at least this is a good diversion from the bad economic news. Who knows, perhaps Portland will be able to have the sex scandal tours. All the meeting places, oh yes, I believe I have something here..

Mike

A Sad Day in Portland

I feel that I must reverse my earlier opinion about it being at a SO WHAT level. This is a really sad day. I can forgive him for letting his little head over power the big head. To not only lie, but also try to buy off a critic is unacceptable. Plus, to tell such a young man to lie on his behalf, perhaps he should go.

Mike

PDX Mayor Sam Adams

So he messed around with a young guy, SO WHAT!! Yes, he should not have lied about it, as Nixon would say; "the cover up is what gets you."
All I can say is look at my blog on January 09. What is it about the young? http://obnoxiousartist.blogspot.com/2009/0…What can I say, we tend to make fools of ourselves. Does it make him unqualified to be mayor?. I say no. But, If you are a public official and you're out of the closet, make sure all the stuff hanging in there is known. Otherwise it will bite you in the ass.

Mike

The Nice Offensive

I was thinking about a new tactic that perhaps we should adopt, I call it the nice offensive versus the in your face approach. What I would like to see is Gay people to be known for how generous we are, and also how nice we are to deal with. Here is a way to begin; when it comes to tipping, if you have the means, tip often and generously. We always tip the maid at a hotel, 20 percent for a waiter/waitress, at least a dollar per drink for the bar back or bartender. This becomes especially important in bad economic times. If people who work in hotels, restaurants, bars, be it straight or Gay want our business, they will support us. We have made huge strides in the business world already, but we can win the hearts of the workers also. Let us not be those stingy bitches, but benevolent Queens!

Mike

Non-Breeding Laws

Have you ever looked around, and after unfortunately zeroing in on certain people, you hope to God they did not or will not breed? I have been riding the MAX (light rail in PDX) and have noticed a few of those lower Darwinian creatures. Their conversational capabilities alone make them candidates for much needed non-breeding laws. Here is an encounter I had a few days ago, I was awe struck by the unbelievable command of the English language this young white trash male demonstrated when talking on his cell phone to an, I assumed, equally trashy low intellect girl friend. Here was the exchange; “Ah what are you doin tonight dewd? I gettin fuckin drunk man, yeah, hahaha, yeah man drunk, yeah uh, yeah yep drunk, you be drunk, yea, ah yeah” Of course, we all could hear the impressive use of vocabulary . I wanted to tell him, yes please get drunk and die from alcohol poisoning, and do it quickly before you manage to reproduce yourself. Another example of infliction upon the public was a fine looking couple, probably the result of generations of inter-breeding, kissing and tonguing each other right there for everybody to witness. Mmmm, just what we all want to see, too bad they could not just trip and fall under the train before they manage to produce an offspring equally as ugly as they are. And some certain churches and straight people worry about Gay people marrying? Holy shit; at least we don’t reproduce and inflict our deposits on future generations.

Mike

Liquor Laws

Some of the most stupid laws apply to, and around, liquor. Have you ever wondered where in the hell they came up with some of these? Here are a few questions I have: Why are bars required to serve food if they sell hard liquor? In most states, except for Oregon, YIPPEE, full frontal nudity and booze is a big no no, why? Who in the hell came up with 21, and why isn’t it 18? Why can’t bars be open 24 hours? And for those states that don’t allow selling of alcohol on Sundays read the constitution about separation of Church and State. What’s the real root of these stupid laws, and also anything that regulates our so called morality? It’s from the most unfun sour grapes of humans to live, Puritans! Yes them, the ones we celebrate every Thanksgiving. I should remind you; these are the same group of people that burned witches in Salem.

Just some thoughts,

Mike

What is it about the young?

Hmmm....the attraction to the young, and when I say young, I mean 18 and up. I may be Gay, but not a perv. So what is it? To me it is interesting. What is it about the young that we are so attracted to? Yep, the young are perceived as beautiful and full of life. You see it over and over at the bar, lonely older guys lusting after something that will, most of the time, have nothing to do with them. As an older guy, I know that I have made an ass of myself several times. I have some advice for both sides, if you want to listen, good, if not, well stop reading. If you’re older, and you lust after the young, get ready to have your heart broken over and over again. If you’re young, be flattered that men are looking at you, it won’t last very long, and don’t be rude! Sometimes, it is good to talk to someone that has been around the block a few times. You may think you know it all, but frankly you don’t know crap. It takes age to realize that it’s all shit. Then again, sometimes we just don’t grow up.

Some thoughts,

Mike

New Year Resolutions

Okay, why not have fun ones? Screw this loosing weight and exercise more shit! Most fail at that anyways, and then feel even worse about themselves.

Here are my New Year Resolutions:

1. Drink better beer, and more of it.
2. Drink better wine, and more of it.
3. Drink better booze and more of it.

Yes, I do believe I can achieve these resolutions.

Mike

Hang over cure, and Happy New Year!!

What is the best cure for a hang over? Here is one suggestion, go out and get yourself some pho’. The wonderful cure all Vietnamese soup. Had some this morning and already feeling a lot better. Yep, imagine that, I went out last night and drank toooo much. The bar was fun, plenty of cute dancers, and lots of drunk people all having a good time. Out with the old in with the new, I say. HAPPY NEW YEAR everyone!!

Mike