Shitty Christmas Ads

The most shitty Christmas ad campaign goes to….Target. Jesus Christ, could you get more obnoxious than the kids doing some sort of fucking Christmas play with equally disturbing adults urging them on? Number two, well Target’s ads were so bad, there is no number two.

Mike

Rev. Rick Warren

I am thrilled that Mr. Obama was elected. Thank the universe that the God damn Christian Republicans are out, but, I am cautious. Mr. Obama, please don’t go God on us!! Remember, we have separation of Church and State in this country. Don’t move the Democratic Party towards the religious side that would be a mistake. Rev. Warren should not be included in your inauguration, I will forgive you for this mistake, but I have my eye on you.

Mike

Global Warming?

Where is the global warming damn it? HELLO, I am looking at over a foot of snow on the ground and more on the way. Mr. Gore, I would suggest that you go back into your giant mansion in Tennessee. Perhaps you came up with this theory on a trip to one of your “winter” homes in the tropics. Yep, bitching, I was looking forward to global warming, perhaps a few palm, orange, and of course lemon trees for the back yard. Got have lemons for the hefeweizen.

Brrrrrr it's cold.

Mike

The Weather

Okay, got to mention something about the current weather…It sucks!! I will take drizzly rain over snow any day. You don’t have to scoop rain, and you don’t slip and fall on your ass in rain. I will never again complain about the rain, well unless it’s during summer, then perhaps I will bitch a little.

Mike

Cell phones on the MAX

Fellow MAX riders, when you’re talking on your cell phone, remember that everyone can hear your conversation! I can’t believe what I over hear. Here are two examples: “Honey, she didn’t mean anything to me, I didn’t sleep with her this time. What’s yo problem? “ Or the cheerleader type; Yeah like, gee, I couldn’t believe, like, yeh, he looked at, yeh, like, he yeh like her, butt, yeh, like , how like rude, like, can you believe it, but like, I still like, love him” Okay, definitely a bottle blonde. People, do this at your home and spare us!! And those of you, who say it is rude to eves drop, how can you not?

Mike

Gay bar art walk

I have a new idea for the PDX art scene. What do you think of having a Gay bar art walk? It could be a lot of fun. Start at one end, perhaps Scandals, then end up at Silverado. Booze and Art, what a perfect combination. And even better, perhaps some of the Silverado boys could present the art… yummy.

Mike

Equal Rights?

I have been reading the biography of John Adams. It struck me, when they wrote the Declaration of Independence, and also the Constitution, not once did it say: All men are created equal except for the Gays, interesting. It took the African Americans almost one hundred years to get their rights. I ask them, please let us have ours. We have been at it for about 40 years. I am going to tell you now, it’s not we can, it’s we will! Not one church has any moral ground to stand on for them to have the right to discriminate against Gay people. What hypocrites!! How dare they judge me and my people. The atrocities of the all religions are beyond the scope of imagination. Not one has the moral high ground. Get out of politics, we are supposed to have separation of church and state in this country. It’s time we lived up to that.

Mike