Twilight

Rented the movie Twilight: Borthefucking! Jesus Christ, can it get more over hyped?

Mike

The AIG Bonus Mess

I need to find a job like what these people have. You fuck it up bad, and after that you get a bonus for your hard work fucking it up even more.

Mike

Birthday

46 years old, hmmm shit.

A Nursery Rhyme

Little Gay Boy Marty sat on her buttocks swigging her bourbon away, along came a spider and sat down beside her and said bitch get out of my way. Gay Boy Marty who really was a bitch squished that damn spider and had more bourbon sent her way.

The End,

Mike

Talking in the Movie Theater

Why is it when you go to a movie theater you always have to put up with some asshole that feels the need to talk through out the movie? What the hell happened to simple common courtesy? I went to watch the movie The Reader, good flick, cute kid in it also, butt naked, but I am straying off the point, a guy and his wife or date could not stop talking. Are they so self centered that they’re totally unaware of other people? Here are some basic theater manners; turn off the cell, get the God damn candy wrapper opened before the start of the movie, shut your screaming brat up, and shut the fuck up yourself. Enough said.

Mike

Rush

So Rush Limbaugh is challenging President Obama to a debate; what an asshole. What is wrong with this country is neither conservative nor liberal; it’s the arrogant assholes like Limbaugh that promote intolerance of opposing views. It’s time to be intolerant of intolerance!

Mike

Unhappiest City?

Is Portland the unhappiest city? I don’t think so, I am pretty Goddamn happy frankly