Wednesday, May 13, 2009

Gay Rankings

Tinkerbell: Obnoxiously Twinkie and young, 18-22 very high maintenance and arrogant, but yet extremely naïve, stupid and will drain your wallet without knowledge where the dollar comes from.

Princess: Young and also Twinkie, 23-28 high maintenance very bitchy, arrogant and will drain the assets, but yet somehow think they deserve it.

Queen: 30 and up, bitchy, but in a good way, been around the block a few times, and doesn’t take crap from anyone. Tends to have assets

Empress: just a select few get to this level, bitchy sometimes, but who cares, they got the money.

My thoughts,
Mike

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