Non-Breeding Laws

Have you ever looked around, and after unfortunately zeroing in on certain people, you hope to God they did not or will not breed? I have been riding the MAX (light rail in PDX) and have noticed a few of those lower Darwinian creatures. Their conversational capabilities alone make them candidates for much needed non-breeding laws. Here is an encounter I had a few days ago, I was awe struck by the unbelievable command of the English language this young white trash male demonstrated when talking on his cell phone to an, I assumed, equally trashy low intellect girl friend. Here was the exchange; “Ah what are you doin tonight dewd? I gettin fuckin drunk man, yeah, hahaha, yeah man drunk, yeah uh, yeah yep drunk, you be drunk, yea, ah yeah” Of course, we all could hear the impressive use of vocabulary . I wanted to tell him, yes please get drunk and die from alcohol poisoning, and do it quickly before you manage to reproduce yourself. Another example of infliction upon the public was a fine looking couple, probably the result of generations of inter-breeding, kissing and tonguing each other right there for everybody to witness. Mmmm, just what we all want to see, too bad they could not just trip and fall under the train before they manage to produce an offspring equally as ugly as they are. And some certain churches and straight people worry about Gay people marrying? Holy shit; at least we don’t reproduce and inflict our deposits on future generations.

Mike